Overwork Nation: Tech Edition
Warning: This is not a safe space. Prolonged exposure to our content may cause:
- Excessive eye strain
- Uncontrollable coffee cravings
- Irreversible damage to your social life
Latest Burnout Rates:
Our nation's top tech professionals are working overtime, and we're not just talking about the hours.
Here are the latest burnout rates for our esteemed tech overlords:
| Caffeine Consumption per Hour | Code Red Alerts | Unfinished Projects |
|---|---|---|
| 10+ cups | 23 | 42 |
Seek Help Before It's Too Late
Or just take a break and go for a walk. Outside. In nature. With a phone.